We were out all day today
Lucy fell asleep in the car
We drove around for a bit killing time
When we pulled up to the house, she was still sound asleep
We had promised Lucy we'd go to the library and sat in the car trying to decide what to do
Maybe we should just head there, she'll be awake pretty soon suggests Sean
Or, we could just go inside, I'll snuggle with Lucy I say
Ok well, have a think about it, I need to go inside for a minute
Sean got out of the car and headed toward the house
I opened my door and call out to him
Your car smells like farts....Did you fart? 'Cause your car smells like farts...
He stops mid stride and turns back around
You car smells like farts....did you fart?
Seriously honey? No, no I did not fart
Are you sure? Smells like farts in here......
Yes Maria, I'm sure, I was not farting
Hmm, smells like farts.....maybe Lucy's farting
From behind me, in a crisp clear voice that melts my heart, a staunch declaration is made:
No I'm not, I'm fast asleep!
Maria the Mum