Vagina Monologues

Vagina Monologues
I was bathing Lucy Friday night and she informed me, while using her finger to point,
Mummy! I have a vajayjay!
Yes you do Lucy!
Mummy have a vajayjay?
Yep, Mummy has one just like Lucy, all girls have a vajayjay...
Even Rosie?
Yes, even Rosie...all girls have a vajayjay..
Oh...yeah for vajayjay (with her hands raised above her arms)

Vagina Monologues Part II
I overheard Lucy having a similar conversation later in the weekend with her Dad. It started by her asking him if he had a vajayjay
No Lucy, only girls have a vajayjay, boys have a penis
Oh, no vajayjay Daddy?
No honey, that's one of the things that makes boys and girls different:Girls have a vajayjay, boys
have a penis
Oh, okay Daddy

(side note: I was super impressed with how Sean handled this and was even more impressed with the whole "one of the things that makes boys and girls different"
So as a result of this, I am rewarding Sean by letting him have THE TALK with Lucy when she turns 10)

Later, as I was dressing her, Lucy said
Mummy, Daddy no have a vajayjay
I know honey
Oh...boys no have a vajayjay, boys have a penis (which sort of came out p-is)
That's right Lucy, girls have a vajayjay, boys have a penis.
Oh, so Daddy have a penis....(I nodded my head and said that's right as she paused collecting her next thought)........which she delivered with a solemn face and a small sigh.....
**.......Poor Daddy.......**

Maria, the Mum